What happens when you get stoned every single day for five years

The Washington Post ^ | February 1st, 2016 | By Christopher Ingraham

[EQAndyBuzz]

It affects your memory 35 years later.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Dave’s not here. :-)

[posterchild]

Yet they still can remember their DU passwords.

[dfwgator]

Exhibit A

[CGASMIA68]

I saw this and wanted to respond but forgot what I wanted to say.

Never mind

[ColdOne]

good one!

[Fresh Wind]

[soycd]

I’ll drink to that.

[bubbacluck]

*snicker*

Ummmm.....Snickers. Now I have the munchies. Oh, wait.

[Slyfox]

I actually thought this article was about ISIS before I opened it up.

And I thought, "That poor man,"

[EEGator]

Yeah, alcohol is great for you...and society as well.

Get drunk everyday for five years straight and let me know how that works out.

[Huskrrrr]

You become Bob Marley

I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Daddy he once told me,
“Son, you be hard workin’ man”
And momma she once told me,
“Son, you do the best you can”
Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
“Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head”

Whoa rock me to the night
Ja say

[Slyfox]

Yet they still can remember their DU passwords.

For that they just look at their DU tattoo.

[Enduro Guy]

Get a 2.69 GPA throughout college?

[PGR88]

But what about all the distraught mothers on the evening news who need medical marijuana for their babies?

Don’t you realize - its a MIRACLE DRUG????

/s

[samtheman]

I dont drink and dont advocate drinking.

I am just saying that hard-core alcoholics start the day with alcohol, but a lot of *normal* pot smokers think nothing of having a joint in the morning.

Wake and Bake

It is considered an amusing life-style. The hard-core alkies tend to try to hide their alcoholism.

Wake and Bakers bask in the glow of how cool they are.

[AppyPappy]

It worked really well. The problem is that stoners don’t usually have that “Wait until 5:00” thing going on. The minute the feet hit the floor, it’s time for a bowl.

[jessduntno]

So.....maybe Willie Nelson isn’t a tax cheat, he just like...forgot...to pay hi his taxes?

[mouse1]

It’s actually made from the oil and has no intoxicating effects.

[Mariner]

"I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,

And then I smoke two more"

Nice turn of phrase...