[BipolarBob]

Yes, sadly all of the residents went out to greet the Ted Cruz airplane and the whole island tipped over before the pilots eyes.

[Gaffer]

Good ole’ Hank Johnson from Georgia. Dumb as a moss covered rock.

[Elderberry]

I don't think Mount Lamlam will tip over.

The distance from the peak to the bottom of the nearby Mariana Trench is the greatest change in elevation on Earth over such a short distance.