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Someone Wrote an Erotic Ebook About Donald Trump
Townhall.com ^ | January 23, 2016 | Christine Rousselle

Posted on 01/23/2016 6:36:49 AM PST by Kaslin

An erotica starring GOP frontrunner Donald Trump is climbing the ranks of the Amazon Kindle online store. Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy, by Elijah Daniel, is quickly becoming one of the top-selling ebooks on Amazon. At the time of writing, the book was ranked at #385 overall for paid books, and was #1 in the "Books > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Humorous," "Books > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > LGBT," and "Books > Gay & Lesbian > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Gay" categories on the site.

Here's the summary of the plot:

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious?

It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change.

While this author won't personally be reading it over this snowy weekend, it looks as though plenty of other people are.


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1 posted on 01/23/2016 6:36:49 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin
What's this guy's nom de plume at National Review? /sarc>
2 posted on 01/23/2016 6:38:58 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Kaslin

Some works actually subtract from the sum of literature.


3 posted on 01/23/2016 6:39:46 AM PST by Loyalist (Who whom?)
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To: Kaslin

And this is supposed to be relevant in what way? This is what Townhall has reduced itself to?


4 posted on 01/23/2016 6:41:48 AM PST by dforest
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To: Loyalist
Some works actually subtract from the sum of literature.

Right now, it is a majority. We now have less literature than we did in 1890.
5 posted on 01/23/2016 6:42:16 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: Kaslin

Liberals tend to project their own sick intents and perversions on to those that they hate for not being weak, as they are.
When a liberal is about to be outed for some misdeed, they start pointing fingers at conservatives and slandering, hoping it will stick so they can say, “See! Everyone is like that!”


6 posted on 01/23/2016 6:42:53 AM PST by ArtDodger
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To: Kaslin

“It was a dark and stormy night and from out of the shadows the Donald emerged onto the patio and facing into the wind shouted.....Jeb, you’re screwed”

pure political eroticism


7 posted on 01/23/2016 6:45:53 AM PST by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;+12, 73, ....carson is the kinder gentler trump.)
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To: Kaslin

You can’t make this stuff up.


8 posted on 01/23/2016 6:46:50 AM PST by Tax-chick (Alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic, and mildly hostile toward the universe.)
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To: dforest
HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT TOWNHALL.COM DID NOT WRITE THIS?
9 posted on 01/23/2016 6:50:34 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Tax-chick

I agree


10 posted on 01/23/2016 6:52:21 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences)
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To: Kaslin

As of right now, I don’t hear that Trump has been the Governor of Arkansas, and I don’t hear that he and the Bushes were involved in a drug cartel in Mena, Arkansas, and I didn’t hear about him in the White House attack a young intern, and I haven’t heard about his wife being brought up on ‘email’ charges ....so your point is?????


11 posted on 01/23/2016 6:53:12 AM PST by HarleyLady27 ( 'THE FORCE AWAKENS'!!! TRUMP; TRUMP;TRUMP;TRUMP !!! 100%)
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To: Kaslin

It’s nothing to do with Trump and his campaign (probably), but I’m just shaking my head and sputtering.

But seriously, you could describe some of the attacks on Thomas Jefferson, in his time, as erotic hate-fiction. His opponents went all out in imaging his canoodling with the slaves.


12 posted on 01/23/2016 6:55:00 AM PST by Tax-chick (Alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic, and mildly hostile toward the universe.)
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To: bert

Good one.


13 posted on 01/23/2016 6:55:25 AM PST by Tax-chick (Alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic, and mildly hostile toward the universe.)
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To: Kaslin

Disgusting. How could Townhall.com write something like this?


14 posted on 01/23/2016 6:57:18 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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To: grey_whiskers

LOL!


15 posted on 01/23/2016 7:18:28 AM PST by sauropod (I am His and He is mine.)
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To: Tax-chick

They started doing this last year with Rob Gronkowski too. Of course the manchild had fun with it.


16 posted on 01/23/2016 7:19:28 AM PST by major-pelham
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To: bert; SunkenCiv; Nachum

“It was a dark and stormy night and from out of the shadows the Donald emerged onto the patio, faced the quiet crowd and whispered seductively ..... “I’ve got 2 billion dollar checking account, and a 150 billion line-of-credit. And I know where to use them.” Washington swooned into his arms.”

It’s fiction political you know.


17 posted on 01/23/2016 7:29:58 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Kaslin

Why was this author looking up gay porn unless of course, She/He/He-She is into that....


18 posted on 01/23/2016 7:33:24 AM PST by dragonblustar
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To: Tax-chick

Be ironically funny if this got Trump the gay vote.

:D


19 posted on 01/23/2016 7:48:16 AM PST by Salamander (I made friends with a lot of people in the danger zone...)
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To: dforest

For the most part, TOWNHALL can be lumped in with National Review and Red State as gopE stock.


20 posted on 01/23/2016 8:48:55 AM PST by virginia9000
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