He gets great guests and that is the only reason he is on, Colmbes is just an obama colostomy bag.
Hey! A colostomy bag is an important, useful thing. Calling Colmes a "colostomy bag" of any sort is not only an insult to all ostomy pouches, but an insult to the contents of a full pouch!
Mark
p.s. I'm an "ostomate" :-)