Posted on 01/12/2016 3:08:03 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
“Couldn;t you answer some astronomica crazy number and throw off all of the charts.”
Even better, HIGHLY exaggerate, but pick numbers that COULD POSSIBLY be not astronomically crazy. Better chance of slipping by the ignore-answer algorithm.
Good answers. The first rule in doing any survey is that it must be voluntary. Forcing someone to participate in any survey increases the likelihood that people will not be honest. This is one of the first things I teach in my survey sampling course.
This isn’t even remotely legal.
Transfer or lie your ass offf.
My friends get very little sex only 2 times in 30 days.
I have sex 140 times a month.
I have had sex with 90 different people in the last 30 days. Most weren't worth a repeat.
I'm offended. No masturbation question? Cheap survey.
Too funny and true.
...that’s what I’m talking about...
bkmk
My response to theses nosy, immoral question: “I nail anything that moves.”
And I’m an grandma, but it’s none of their damn business and I’ll just ay what they want to hear.
In my day, we filled out a fake college application from Roseanne Roseannadanna sending in a bunch of grocery coupons equal to the amount of the application fee and felt oh so witty.
I can’t imagine why my friend and I could do now.
I’m 75 and would lie to this survey just to screw it up and that would give me a lot of entertainment.
1) Dunno...are you looking for some action?
2) Lost count, but are you making me an offer?
3) I see you ARE making an offer and are into groups!
What I like about this is the subsidiary massively funded research grant to find the "aggressive" or "violent" tendencies gene they can encode on your implanted bar code/chip.
And control with a laser...
They don’t call it....The University of Spoiled Children,,for nuttin..!!
Best answer. Also include the comment that you find the questionnaire itself a form of sexual harassment.
-JT
“First of all, we must internalize the ‘flatulation’ of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the ‘Indianisian’ proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection.
Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I’d like to continue the ‘redundance’ of my quote, unquote ‘intestinal tract’, you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the ‘Afro-disiatic’ symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curlis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again.
The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word ‘jalapeno’.”
Ha! I remember students there routinely adorning the campus statute of Tommy Trojan -— (Trojan warrior with battle sword and shield, flexing his many muscles all at once ). ——with the one protective covering he forgot to bring with him, ostensibly so that he might survive any encounters with UCLA coeds ...
When I lived in the Peoples Republic of California years ago, USC was known as the University of Spoiled Children or the University of Second Choice.
It is also surrounded by an absolute $hithole of a neighborhood, filled with animalistic black and Mexican gang bangers.
I would tell them to take their ridiculous survey and over-price university and stick them both up the old dirt road.
I would just be having fun with the questionnaire.
Q:How many times a week do I have sex?
Answers:
“Not enough”
“Are you offering?”
“Depends. Are we talking consensual or non-consensual, or both?”
“I can’t remember, I’m usually so drunk”
“Hopefully more now than in high school”
“Does sex with myself count?”
“Does our frat’s weekly gang rape count as one sex act, or is that multiple?”
“If you let me take this quiz next week, I promise I can do better!”
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