Then I guess you saw that Jurassic Park follow on with Jeff Goldblum and his African American daughter. They didn’t even show the wily Nubian beauty who captured this putz’ heart and produced the daughter.
She supposedly was a gymnast and the one big scene devoted for her was in a pump shed where raptors surrounded the trio in it. Climbing higher and higher as one raptor broke in, our gymnast breaks out her parallel bar routine and she takes a multi-swing, multi-bar windup (instead of moving higher with the others) and she outright knocks that effer Raptor out brilliantly! What a crock of contrived fake horse pucky. I stopped watching it right then and there.
Ironically Jurassic World is the one of two movies I paid to see over the last five years (I was forced to take my nephew to a movie). I picked Jurassic World as I read the PC nonsense wasn’t too bad in it.
The new movie Jurrasic World, which is still just a rehash again of Jurrasic Park with the same formula, thankfully corrects this. There are of course two kids, but the adults aren't idiots and the kids aren't smarter than them. The smartest thing the kids do is get an old jeep running by replacing the battery. I can believe a high school age kid can do that. But most of the rest of the movie they are running around by themselves when things are going well, but clinging to the adults when things go bad. In fact the adult man is not comic relief, he is allowed to act like an adult man and fix things.