[grania]

Try putting some fried chicken on the salad bar?

I think you're on to something. Salad bars are racist, omitting foods that are culturally acceptable to all minorities. Perhaps banning the foods that pander to the white elitist class will make salad bars more fair.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Chicken nuggets might make sense there, come to think of it. We already have other meat items on common salad bars.