[nomad]

So what, one of the 5000 bullets hit the vest and it detonated?

[rockinqsranch]

I read they found pieces of her in multiple locations. How could she not have been a suicide bomber under those circumstances unless she was standing with one?

[nomad]

That b*tch killed Diesel the police dog, she deserved to have her spine blown out!

[ASA Vet]

Reports yesterday said her head and spine detached, were blown though a window, where they then landed on a polic car.

[Army Air Corps]

Any way you slice it, she’s dead. So, what is the “reward” for female jihadis? Do they get a ton of virgins?

[G Larry]

So what’s with the story that her head and spine flew out the window?

YES, I’m serious!

[bigbob]

Her head and spine must have just jumped out the window then?

[ArtDodger]

All’s well that ends well...

[SaveFerris]

Today’s lesson: Do not hang around people wearing bombs as a vest. That is all.

[xp38]

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades....and now suicide vests.

[Dallas59]

Could care less how she went to hell. She’s dead and that’s all that matters.

[Cementjungle]

Did she get hit by a meteorite?

[bray]

Sounding more and more like she was a hostage.

Pray America wakes

[smokingfrog]

That’s really going to hurt her street cred.

[Vince Ferrer]

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame she wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: She'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

[Mister Da]

Rather that spend a lot of time & effort cleaning up this terrorist site, the French should bring a team of hogs to remove the muslim goo from the area.

[Koracan]