[Jeff Chandler]

I'd post a photo of a syphilis chancer

Here's one you can use.

[tumblindice]

You know how on those cooking shows, the chefs are always saying, “Not enough seasoning! What are you—a `freshwater cook’? You POS, salt the dish!” like there are no salt and pepper shakers on the table. And like it’s easier to add than remove the sale.
Totally.
Well, you know how the ladies are always saying, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach?”
I dated a woman who believed that the best way to a man’s heart was directly through his sternum.

And I thought Slick was an anal wart.

[OldSmaj]

Thanks.

Gave me a good belly laugh.

I feel better every day if I have at least two good belly laughs.

I'm gonna try to work that into my troll account over at the DUmp, somehow.