SLEEP Is Racist Now, Scientists Assure America

Daily Caller ^ | 10/27/15 | Eric Owens

[sparklite2]

I think this study reveals the truth.
For all my adult life, it has bothered
me that while I ride the night horse of
Andalusia, there is a black man out
there who, while futilely awaiting
sleep, is plotting on how to break
into my home, steal my belongings,
and slit my throat.

[FreedomNotSafety]

Are there any black pathologies that cannot be positively correlated to white racism? Even though Correlation does not prove causation I am sure there is a correlation between white racism and black abortion rates.

[Sequoyah101]

Oh PLEASE!

It has taken me a long time but I’ve lost all hope.

If anyone thinks that there is going to be a revival of principles, common sense, values, government responsibility or anything else that looks like the United States used to be..... FORGET ABOUT IT! The jig is up. The only way left is down.

[mykroar]

I almost always fall asleep very quickly. I always assumed it was because I'm not married. /ducks

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Maybe in 100 million light years, victim card carrying blacks will take responsibility for SOMETHING in their own meaningless lives? Maybe????

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Maybe in 100 million light years, victim card carrying blacks will take responsibility for SOMETHING in their own meaningless lives? Maybe????

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Maybe in 100 million light years, victim card carrying folks will take responsibility for SOMETHING in their own meaningless lives? Maybe????

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Maybe in 100 million light years, victim card carrying folks will take responsibility for SOMETHING in their own meaningless lives? Maybe????

[WKUHilltopper]

These people are completely insane.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

don’t know what happened there....sorry folks...but at least I take responsibility for it :)

[glennaro]

“Naps” ... sounds like one of them thar microagressions to me!

[uncitizen]

University of Maryland, Baltimore psychologist Danielle L. Beatty Moody suggested that the sleep problems black people experience at night can be attributed to all the racism they encounter during the day.

Is there anyone else, aside from Melissa Harris-Perry that will believe this crap?

There has got to be some secret contest that says "whomever can convince the American fool populace of the most ridiculous thing wins"!

[DungeonMaster]

Let he who is without racism cast the first stone.

[Rusty0604]

Lol

[Rusty0604]

Good point.

[Vic S]

After reading all this I conclude that black people eat more because it’s gets their mind off all the racism they encounter, during the day (?).

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“University of Maryland, Baltimore psychologist Danielle L. Beatty Moody suggested that the sleep problems black people experience at night can be attributed to all the racism they encounter during the day.”

More likely they can’t sleep due to worrying there haven’t been any racial incidents they can use to explain why their performance was not as good as their paler co-workers. Thinking up imaginary racism is stressful.

[beelzepug]

It’s clear that white people will have to be deprived of sleep. This is a great opportunity for Clockmed to make a fortune selling his alarm clocks to the honkeys for inflated prices.

[CodeToad]

Sounds like blacks are neurotic. Maybe they should see someone about that.

[americanparatrooper]

Someone who just parachuted into this Country and was listening to and reading about the old media in America would get the impression there are only Black people who live in America.

Until Blacks in this Country decide to take responsibility for their own actions (or non-actions) blacks will never improve their lives. With liberals providing blacks in America with excuses (it's whitey's fault)for not being smart, being law breakers, dropping out of school without the ability to read and write, children out of wedlock, unable to hold a job, etc. blacks will never amount to anything!

When an inordinate object (confederate flag flap) or (dog whistle of racism) is a threat to blacks or blacks perceived racism because the old media tells them white America are racist simply because of their (white people's) DNA and works the emotions of blacks to the point the object must be removed from their view or they (blacks)cannot survive in racist America, then these same blacks have all ready failed all across this Nation, even before they get started and will never recover from these excuses or perceptions conveniently provided by the old media and professors (socialist hating America) in academia.

I was always told growing up that “sticks and stones may break my bones, but, words will never hurt me.” With the old media telling blacks that white America is racist and they (the blacks) had better listen to the “dog whistles” of racism coming from whitely, the (old media and socialist hating America) effectively keep the blacks on their plantations (voting for liberal democrats) and their minds off the fact unemployment is the highest among blacks in America in the last fifty (50) years (inner city).

So now the very act of Americans going to sleep is an act of “racism” because the poor down trodden blacks in America can't sleep properly because of what whitey has done to them for the last two hundred (200) years!

I would really like to see a single issue the socialist in America have actually solved and effectively fixed, I can't either, that is because the socialist can't fix anything, lest they are no longer needed by the down trodden (blacks)they keep reminding blacks they are put upon by whitey, even when they go to sleep!