YES!
This is it!
This is exactly what our fearless, zealous overlords need!
More ways to strike and hurt people.
They should also have an entire panoply of pointy sticks, nunchucks, cat o’nine tails, butt plugs, bull whips and switchblades too.
I think that a mohican haircut and lots of tattoos help them do their job better too.
OH, and mirror sunglasses.
Oh... and lots of black leather. Maybe some rubber underwear...
Did I mention steel-toed kicking/stomping boots and sap gloves?
You forgot the harsh language. Gotta hurt some feelings also.