Or maybe a Christmas ornament, part of the Defender of the Faith series.
Ha!!! God that’s funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Btw, on topic—I’m sure multiple enemy countries have cable cutting bombs already planted at strategic points. Probably, but not certainly, with super long wave communication detonation controllers. They would be stupid not to.
We really, really need Rods From God deployed like yesterday. Send a couple through the roofs of select palaces and such. Without warning. Without notice. Without claiming credit.
Imho