The obese neckbeard look doesn't exactly draw in females, either.
It looks like more mommy's basement dweller than "manly".
But even those comic book/Star Wars guys have a penis.
What does Chaz bring to the table for a heterosexual woman?
Actually, it looks a lot like Michael Moore.
As amusing as your post is, you have hit on a fundamental truth of sexual attraction. Poor old Chas must focus on Mom’s enormous trust fund and then, perhaps, she’ll attract some guy or gal. Or just develop a non-sexual interest (so un-American, lol!)
Like Cher, my heart breaks thinking of the pretty young teenager she was. Her father & mother obviously ignored her needs.