Although I would vary from you in that I subscribe to an old universe (not biological evolution), I like your humor. Why you ask? Because although Christians box creation into old earth and new earth cosmology, the truth is that even in a universe of 14 billion years it is obvious the creator was in a big hurry. This article is fascinating in that conditions for life are billions of years away in other galaxies, but here, they develop quit rapidly. In other words, the earth is quit young cosmologically speaking.
To me, this is another example of general revelation.