Posted on 10/13/2015 5:27:50 PM PDT by Altura Ct.
Did she hold your purse for you too? ;)
NYT ,,, IRRELEVANT
GOOD FOR WRAPPING DEAD FISH IN
Good club to be in. Yeah, I know the front sight, and the working end of an ax.
But ChiChi still sounds like a Rodriguez.
DK
Did she hold your purse for you too? ;)
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No but my wife was in the hospital recently and wanted me to bring her purse to her from home. From the parking deck to her room, I had to walk through some very busy and public places.
I solved the problem by putting her purse in a Wal-Mart bag, actually, I double bagged it.
Manicure - Check
Carries purse - check
Not that there’s anything WRONG with that...;)
Make a liberal male’s head explode. Give him a copy of “Wild at Heart”.
The “modern man” will get wiped out by men of sterner stuff. Hell, “modern man” would get his ass kicked by a 120-pound woman with an attitude.
Point them in the direction of the enemy.
It was ever thus.
Too funny!
It's probably in the cockpit.
I had a home invader break in my front door and charge me years ago. I heard him rattle my door and saw him through the peep hole before going to my nightstand for my GUN. He was a n estimated 6’2” and 220 lb white skinhead with tattoos of barbed wire around his neck and was pacing around and acting crazy before charging and breaking in my front door. He charged me with really wild eyes and arms out like he was going to choke me, but halted and ran when he saw I was about to drop the hammer right between his eyes with a 44 spl. I did not cry, but he was a modern man and may have changed his underwear. This reporter’s address should be posted as a safe robbery on a criminal blog and maybe some charity can donate underwear changes to this modern crying man.
This tripe was posted last week.
I like to make hats out of the heads and necklaces out of the teeth, antlers and claws.
And this is why a redhead is an essential part of any plan to survive the liberal apocalypse.
Years ago, Himself had a friend up the road, with a crazy crack head wife.
She hated me.
One drunken night, she called here, wanting to “fight me”, for whatever crazy reason.
Eventually I grew weary of her ranting and offered to meet her on legally neutral ground, i.e. RT 40, right now.
She said she’d come.
And then I told her, after I was done with her, I was going to cut off her ponytail and hang it from the mirror of my Harley.
I waited for an hour, even though she was less than 1/8 of a mile away.
She never showed.
And she never mouthed off again.
Bummer.
I wanted to go all Celtic headhunter on her ass.
Frustrating.
:)
Part of me wonders if you think I was kidding about the “ornamental parts” hobby.
;D
You know, what made me “well up” was the ending of ICEMAN (1984). Between the helicopter and the flute music, I was on the verge of blubbering.
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