Newsmen ask, "what about the economy?"
Trump answers, "cut taxes, cut regulation, cut government spending."
Newsmen: "Is that all?"
Trump just stares at them.
Newsmen ask "what about the military?"
Trump says "Patten, MacArthur."
Newsmen don't get it, but America gets it.
Newsmen ask, "well what about a White House pet if elected?"
Trump says: "African lion, Bengal tiger...or perhaps a great white shark."
Newsmen glance at the puddle forming under their chairs.
RIGHT ON THE MONEY, Honey!
Shark shark!