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From the story comments: "How can a homeless person make a home made spear? He would have to have a home to make anything homemade ??? "

I thought that was clever.

In before the unbearable puns. ( I kid. bring em on!)

1 posted on 10/02/2015 7:27:51 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

Yogi made a boo boo.....


2 posted on 10/02/2015 7:30:08 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Redcitizen

No need to bother getting the hide made into a rug as he doesn’t have a hearth to adorn.


5 posted on 10/02/2015 7:32:03 PM PDT by ArtDodger
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To: Redcitizen
"unbearable" puns? I see what you did there. ;)
6 posted on 10/02/2015 7:32:42 PM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: Redcitizen

Now, we know why he’s homeless. He wasn’t even paid for the pest control.


9 posted on 10/02/2015 7:36:20 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: Redcitizen

Until we have proper homemade spear control where they are banned, tragedies like this will continue to happen - pResident Agenda


10 posted on 10/02/2015 7:38:57 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: Redcitizen

“How can a homeless person make a home made spear? He would have to have a home to make anything homemade ???”

Yea, I was thinking the same. Pretty much the same as 10 years ago when Rush as asking how there could be an “activist group” of people suffering from “Chronic Fatigue
Disorder” - but there really was a group claiming to be just that.


11 posted on 10/02/2015 7:41:01 PM PDT by BobL (REPUBLICANS - Fight for the WHITE VOTE...and you will win (see my 'profile' page))
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To: Redcitizen

Even the homeless are tougher in Alaska.


12 posted on 10/02/2015 7:42:11 PM PDT by jimpick
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To: Redcitizen

Exactly my first thought...


17 posted on 10/02/2015 7:50:06 PM PDT by BlueNgold (May I suggest a very nice 1788 Article V with your supper...)
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To: Redcitizen

I use to belong to an insane Boy scout troop in the early 1970s, Troop 293 out of Hicksville New York (yes that was the name of the town, Hicksville) and the troop was run by hardcore WW2 vets, Rangers and Marines, Bob Greenbaum and Sev Knudsen whose Obit you can read here..

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/newsday/obituary.aspx?pid=174162735

They would make us camp in the most remote places imaginable with only basic survival gear. Canvas tent, sleeping bag, cooking pan and a knife and we would be shtting in our pants every night as the bears would come around sniffing for food. My God, I remember that like it was yesterday. I felt like meat in a burrito, hearing the sniffing right by the ear, and praying we had gotten rid of all the food. That was so freakin’ crazy. Anyone here from Long Island who was in that Troop? Very hard to find members today, it was like the Marines for kids. I was 12 years old and we’d be camping in sub zero weather, I would wake up and all my clothes would be frozen solid LOL Oh yes and the lovely canvas tents that would constantly leak so if it was raining your sleeping bag would be soaking wet and would freeze or if it was warm enough you’d feel like you were sleeping in a puddle. Oh yes and “Don’t touch the tent walls, that’s what makes them leak”. LOL! But the bears though, holy God, that was the worst. Today they never ever do that in a million years with kids.


19 posted on 10/02/2015 8:00:45 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (B. Hussein Obama: 20 acts of Treason and counting.)
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To: Redcitizen

he’ll no doubt get the death penalty for it- now, if it was a late term fetus, why everything would be just fine then


20 posted on 10/02/2015 8:07:41 PM PDT by Bob434
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The homeless have mental issues.

For example, who among us would spear a bear cub knowing the mama bear was nearby?

Although I made a spear out of a broken lawnmower blade, when I was a young teen.


24 posted on 10/02/2015 8:17:47 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: Kathy in Alaska

WOW!


25 posted on 10/02/2015 8:36:40 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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