LOL! Many of us went by our real names in the beginning, until we found out that wasn't a real good idea.
Let's put it this way - my real retired member number is under 3 digits.
But when it comes down to it, you've got a sign-up date of 2002, and you've got a lot of pretensions, but you still haven't made a substantive reply to anything I've said, and that's all anyone reading this thread needs to see.
Poseur.