I’ve asked this Mormon FRUITCAKE to stop stalking me THREE times today.
Or is it anti-Mormon “fruitcake”? This is not clear.
Elsie is not a Mormon.
As for the fruitcake part, I doubt he's ever been to Corsicana, or if so, doesn't hail from there.
Speaking of fruitcakes though, I'd like to know where I could get better, moister fruitcake for less $$$.
The last time I tried one, the ye olde DeLuxe® wasn't as good as I recall it being, some forty years or more ago...