Find a new, FULL TIME JOB, Santorum!
Posted on 09/25/2015 10:22:01 AM PDT by conservative98
FOREST CITY, Iowa — County No. 88. There were 25 people waiting, and a few empty chairs.
“Just to tell you a little bit about myself, uh — I’m, uh — running for president of the United States,” Rick Santorum said. People laughed at the tentative way he said it. As if Santorum knew that this huge ambition did not belong in this room. “That’s the reason I’m here. I’m running for president. We brought free pizza.”
After a brief speech, Santorum took questions. The first one was about — animal breeding.
“There are a lot of activists in Iowa that are trying to prevent animal breeding. Like dog kennels. Cattle. Hogs. Chickens. Everything,” a woman said. She clearly disapproved of this. “If you were president of the United States, could you do anything about that?”
Santorum looked deflated. But the point of this event — like the 91 others before it — was that no place and nobody in Iowa was beneath his attention. Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum campaigns in a Hardee’s restaurant in Esterville, Iowa, in August. (Charles Ommanney/The Washington Post)
So Santorum tried to think of a serious answer. What would President Santorum do to ensure that the farm animals of north-central Iowa could breed in peace?
“I guess the answer is that I would make sure — as president— that, uh, we allow businesses to operate in a legitimate fashion,” Santorum said, after he’d made clear that the First Amendment also protected the activists’ right to protest.
The second question was also about animal breeding.
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When you have 0% support? I wonder what the reward is campaigning when you know no one will vote for you.
It’s’ become a career!
Fast forward a week—
Reporter: “Mr. Santorum, why are you standing in line to a women’s restroom?”
Santorum: “Well, that’s where the really big crowds are.”
Politics is how he supports himself.
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