To the voters in his home district: Give Johnny a big welcome home bash at some tavern. Actually find a phone booth to hold it in.
“To the voters in his home district: Give Johnny a big welcome home bash at some tavern. Actually find a phone booth to hold it in.”
Add some tar, a few feathers... They would need a statium.
Boehner standing there sadly by himself, tears rolling down his orange cheeks in a phone booth outside a derelict gas station on some windswept highway, taking an occasional pull from a bottle of bourbon. A tumbleweed rolls by...