She’s got a different zip code for each butt cheek.
Yeah, and her high school year book picture was done in a Mercator projection. And those lines on her face, they’re latitude and longitude lines.
I had to take a train and two busses to get on her good side. When she laid in the sand at Jones Beach Greenpeace pushed her back in the water. She’s so fat when she goes to a restaurant the waitress doesn’t give her a menu, she gives her an estimate.