How to give a Donald Trump stump speech, in 12 easy steps

CNN ^ | 8/31/2015 | Chris Moody

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

1.) Arrive to the sound of a 1980s montage song, like "I am a real American" from Hulk Hogan's WWE Days. ...

2.) pay your respects to the American flag. ...

3.) Remark on the yuuuuge sixe of the crowd. ...

6.) When discussing trade and foreign policy, mention China as often as possible.

7.) Remind everyone that you have more money than they do,.

8.) Say the Bible is your favorite book and everyone will give you a thumbs up.

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[Laissez-faire capitalist]

Remember, CNN cannot be liberal! Limbaugh seems to have really liked their past polls for Trump even though he has went after CNN for being liberal in the past and for their recent Morten Downey Jr. documentary! Limbaugh would not say one thing...!!!! Never.

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

Check this out.

[Cowboy Bob]

Ha! I’m loving it when Liberals are losing it!

[Teacher317]

THIS... is CNN?!?

[uncitizen]

Belittling is what bullies who’ve got nothing else do.

[9YearLurker]

All stump speeches are repetitive, including the same stuff over and over again.

Actually Trump’s are different and a cut above because he works to always include something a little new and newsworthy—and because he doesn’t give it by rote, from notes, or from a teleprompter.

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

Attack the messenger (even though this is forbidden at FR) in 3...2...1...

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

Check this out.

[Balding_Eagle]

Attack the messenger

LOL! You mean CNN?

[Ohioan]

What the pseudo-intellectual parrots at CNN do not grasp, is that while Trump may be unrefined, he has the intellectual capacity that they do not. Trump will undoubtedly repeat some of the same themes in different talks; but he has the intelligence to explain his ideas in varied formats, directed to varied perspectives.

Anyone who actually understands the art of public speaking will appreciate the difference between the media parrots, endlessly trying to sound like the Leftist academics who originally indoctrinated them, and an intelligent Conservative spokesman. Trump is going to continue to have fun with the ilk, because of the vast difference in the level of perception.

[Sgt_Schultze]

How to give a CNN style speech

1.) Arrive to the sound of a modern urban base thump.
2.) Pay your respects to the UN flag.
3.) Remark on the diversity of the crowd.
6.) When discussing trade and foreign policy, repeat "Hope and Change" as a droning mantra.
7.) Remind everyone that somebody else has more money than they do.
8.) Say the Bible is your favorite book but sneer about people who live by its tenets.

[Leaning Right]

How to give a Hillary stump speech, in 3 easy steps:
1. Lie
2. Promise free things
3. Lie

How to give an Obama stump speech, in 1 easy step:
1. Read whatever Valerie Jarrett put on the teleprompter

How to give a Jeb stump speech, in 1 easy step:
1. Babble on about anything, switching between English and Spanish. The topic itself doesn't matter because no one is listening anyway.

[ImNotLying]

Chris Moody is an ex-professional golfer (English no less). Never amounted to much which is why he went to CNN instead of ESPN. No other credentials that I can find which makes him a perfect pick for CNN, just another blowhard.

[Lucky9teen]

They forgot the biggest one of all, that has a lot of people’s panties in a bunch.

13. Be as un-PC as possible.

[GilGil]

If this idiot thinks it is so easy why isn’t he tied with Trump?

[Vinnie]

Bingo

[Pelham]

It always surprises me how many sports reporters are on the Left.

[ScottinVA]

9. Remind everyone how awesome you are.

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

Others to add to the list. LOL.:

(Other people have stuff made in Mexico or China and then it is pumped into the U.S. and that is baaaaad. But Trump stuff made elsewhere and pumped into the U.S. and that is goooood!) /s.

And this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ep53vIAV9c

And this, too:

(Only I and Jeb are running! There is no one else!) /s.

And now this one, too:

(Management. The wall with Mexico will be built through management. Isn’t that right, George Stephanopoulos?) /s.

LOLOLOL.

[jjsheridan5]

Attack the messenger (even though this is forbidden at FR) in 3...2...1...

No need to attack the messenger when the message is completely devoid of insight, originality, importance, and humor. No need really to even attack the message. Discarding as irrelevant, is enough.