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To: Laissez-faire capitalist
How to give a CNN style speech

1.) Arrive to the sound of a modern urban base thump.
2.) Pay your respects to the UN flag.
3.) Remark on the diversity of the crowd.
6.) When discussing trade and foreign policy, repeat "Hope and Change" as a droning mantra.
7.) Remind everyone that somebody else has more money than they do.
8.) Say the Bible is your favorite book but sneer about people who live by its tenets.

11 posted on 08/31/2015 8:56:35 AM PDT by Sgt_Schultze (If a border fence isn't effective, why is there a border fence around the White House?)
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To: Sgt_Schultze
100%!!!
25 posted on 08/31/2015 9:08:14 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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