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Mark Morford: How to defeat Trump, King of the Trolls
sfgate ^ | August 11, 2015 4:44 PM | Mark Morford, Author, Columnist, ERYT500 yoga teacher, Admirer of trees

Posted on 08/27/2015 9:54:24 PM PDT by Red Steel

He speaks his mind, such as it is. Says whatever he wants. Jumps the rails of the standard narrative, blasphemes right inside the GOP’s own church (Fox News), demeans women and immigrants...

This is what his frothing minions love most, yes?...

If this were a parallel (and much better) universe, Trump could almost be seen as sort of a dream candidate, the kind of passionate...

Alas, we’re nowhere near there. We’re stuck right here.

This dream is, of course, more of a nightmare, a loud, vapid, sexist anti-vaxxer/birther egomaniac with about as much personal integrity and humanity as a feral hyena on too many whippits.

And therein lies the secret. Because this is what Trump really is, isn’t it? He’s the Troll King, a master of the baited insult, the bombastic taunt, the ideological middle finger, all resulting from years of crass deal-mongering, endless bloviation, whoring his name...

Isn’t it marvelous? He’s the GOP’s truest mirror, their darkest and most perfect creation, a frothy cocktail of Limbaugh, Koch, O’Reilly, Tea Party nutcase, sexist throwback, this guy,...snake venom. Even Fox News chairman Roger ‘Jabba the Hut’ Ailes kowtows...

Is it any wonder he rules the polls? At this point, Trump could sell bandanas to ISIS...

This is what his frothing minions love most, yes?...

Want to get rid of Trump, GOP? Stop attacking him as the bloviated, offensive egomaniac he very much is, and start planting rumors to the exact opposite. ...

Trump studies astrophysics in his spare time. Hangs out on yachts with gay...menswear designers,...

Simple, right? The instant his followers suspect he’s in any way deeply interesting, respectful, intellectually curious, Euro-stylish, kind to animals,...He’s out.

This is the GOP, after all. This is the extreme right. Xenophobia rules. Complex, nuanced humanity is simply not to be tolerated. You’re welcome.

(Excerpt) Read more at blog.sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: buttpirate; california; demagogicparty; flamer; gaykkk; homosexualagenda; libertarians; markmorford; medicalmarijuana; memebuilding; pansy; partisanmediashill; partisanmediashills; sanfrancisco; thatbitch
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To: nickcarraway

Grow up you ninny.

And read my tagline while you’re at it.


41 posted on 08/28/2015 2:48:05 AM PDT by Rodney Dangerfield (I stopped drinking the Trump Kool-Aid July 25th and will support Ted Cruz for POTUS)
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To: jospehm20

No, I just have a realistic opinion of Republicans. They betray their supporters over and over again. You still trust them, I don’t.


42 posted on 08/28/2015 2:48:24 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

You are mistaken. I do not trust them. I too have noticed the pattern of behavior you mention. I believe there are some exceptions to the rule, especially on particular issues, but you are mostly correct.


43 posted on 08/28/2015 2:58:26 AM PDT by jospehm20
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To: jospehm20

“We’re stuck right here”.........

Yes, stuck for the next year and a half with the worst president this country has ever seen, all thanks to the liberal media and demodummies who elected him, not once but twice.


44 posted on 08/28/2015 3:39:02 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: dennisw

With nipple rings, it figures.


45 posted on 08/28/2015 3:55:16 AM PDT by Chickensoup (We lose our freedoms one surrender at a time)
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To: Red Steel

Ms Morford is back again.
Her advice this time, fabricate news for the purpose of retaining power.
Gay Mafia


46 posted on 08/28/2015 4:18:48 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: Red Steel
demeans women and immigrants

Stopped reading right there.

Trump is tough enough to take on bitches and ILLEGAL immigrants.

47 posted on 08/28/2015 4:58:23 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mahatma Gandhi)
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To: mkjessup

Isn’t it odd that all these so-called Republicans aren’t devising ways to defeat the Democratic opponent?


48 posted on 08/28/2015 4:58:45 AM PDT by Catsrus (The Great Wall of Trump - coming to a southern border near you.)
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To: nickcarraway

Palin just appeared on stage in Alaska with Rand Paul, if I’m not mistaken. She wouldn’t steer us wrong. Remember McCain in Arizona, JD Hayworth?? The one and only time Sarah has disappointed me, personally. That one left her a bit tarnished and dented. Though she is still liked and admired, at times we do differ in opinion.


49 posted on 08/28/2015 5:15:29 AM PDT by V K Lee
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To: Chickensoup

That mo-ron Morford has a nipple ring? I see something very small there but cannot tell for sure


50 posted on 08/28/2015 5:23:23 AM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: Catsrus

This isn’t a new phenomena. If McCain had attacked Obama with the same vicious ferocity he attacked conservatives in his own party back in 2008, he would have been ‘President McCain’ (although that prospect is admittedly a horrifying one), ditto for Romney 4 years later.

The RINO-GOPe Axis slams and trashes REAL conservative Republicans, because they don’t want candidates that will act in the best interest of our Nation, they want candidates that will act in the interest of the Chamber of Commerce, cheap (illegal) labor, and the now abominable UniParty.

After eight years of Emperor Billigula and the PIAPS, we bought into that ‘compassionate conservative’ crap that GWB spewed on us, and yet his actions as President were anything BUT conservative, spent more money than any President since that other loser from Texas (LBJ), expanded the federal leviathan as never before, created new totalitarian tools of oppression (DHS, TSA) now being eagerly used by lil boy Barky and his regime, and GWB screwed the pooch on foreign policy too, but that is a topic for a whole other thread.

And what did GWB, McCain and Romney all have in common?

They were *NOT* true conservatives, despite their pronouncements to the contrary. We voted for them because the alternatives were fatally unacceptable. It is impossible to imagine the utter insanity that would have been unleashed if Al Ghoul had become President, and we have witnessed the American Götterdämmerung which began on the day that Kenyan sack o’ sh*t started stinking up the Oval Office.

Trump may not be the perfect conservative, some argue he isn’t conservative at all, however he IS the one that has the traction, the polling numbers, and overwhelming support from American voters at the present time and if this trend continues he WILL be the GOP nominee, and if we don’t get behind him, we can kiss this Country goodbye for good. He obviously loves America (unlike the ‘RATs) and he wants to fix what’s wrong, starting with our borders, and while he may sometimes say things that may raise eyebrows, as R. Lee Ermey said in his role as Gunny Hartman in ‘Full Metal Jacket’, “he may be silly and ignorant, but he’s got *GUTS* and guts is enough!”

Thus ends my morning rant.


51 posted on 08/28/2015 5:24:51 AM PDT by mkjessup (Trump is the barbarian at the RINO gate, Cruz is his 'inside man' and I LIKE it !!)
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To: WTFOVR

Actally, fecal play is a central component the homosexual sex act.

So yes, Miss Morford has most likely had someones feces in his mouth at one time or another.


52 posted on 08/28/2015 6:30:46 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The economic collapse is imminent. Buy staple food and OTC meds now, before prices skyrocket.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Partisan Media Shill Alert!


53 posted on 08/28/2015 7:08:50 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW)
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To: Chickensoup

He looks like a flaming homo.

His writing style suggests that he’s a flaming homo.

The content of his writing is consistent with being a flaming homo.

Hell hath no fury like a bitchy homo scorned.


54 posted on 08/28/2015 7:13:59 AM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: Red Steel
Morford's 15 minutes were up when he coronated Obama "the Lightbringer".

(By the way, that's also the meaning of Lucifer's = Satan's name. Morford should know, he's under the influence, obviously.)

55 posted on 08/28/2015 7:14:05 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (AMERICA IS DONE! When can we start over?)
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To: Red Steel
The only thing liberals see is that Trump ‘speaks his mind’.. That's why Hillary made the comments she made yesterday about Republicans sounding like ISIS... Consultants will put new words in the mouths of their puppets... Washington Political Consultants who are as vile as Washington think that' what's working.

They're wrong...

Trump sees them for what they are... Trump sees corrupt liberal elites - and knows they're destroying the country. This phenomena has nothing to do with ‘speaking his mind’...

56 posted on 08/28/2015 8:48:45 AM PDT by GOPJ (Immigration, World Poverty and Gumballs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE)
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To: Red Steel

Morford was the template for pajama boy..


57 posted on 08/28/2015 10:37:50 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Certified Islamophobe and Microaggressor..)
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To: dennisw

What the fag is that ?


58 posted on 08/28/2015 11:44:39 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: backwoods-engineer

I will always remember Morford calling Obama “a Lightbringer”. How faggy does it get? Look right here>>>>

Here is the 2009 original>>
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6300238

Here’s where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

The unusual thing is, true Lightworkers almost never appear on such a brutal, spiritually demeaning stage as national politics. This is why Obama is so rare. And this why he is so often compared to Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr., to those leaders in our culture whose stirring vibrations still resonate throughout our short history.


59 posted on 08/28/2015 12:43:49 PM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: Red Steel

Oh goodness. Couldn’t you have spared us? : )

You did not make me look because you gave me a heads up in the title.


60 posted on 08/28/2015 1:30:12 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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