How to solve San Francisco's homeless pooping problem

The San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 08/26/2015 | Brandon M. Mercer

[ScottWalkerForPresident2016]

San Francisco is known for its Golden Gate Bridge, world class cuisine, panoply of cultures, striking skyline, frigid fog, and homeless. More specifically, aggressive panhandling and homeless defecating and urinating in public. And sometimes doing even worse things.

With the holiday shopping season coming, and Super Bowl 50 right behind, the city by the bay will be in the national spotlight once again, and so will images.

While Mayor Ed Lee announced this week that "the homeless must leave the street" for Super Bowl 50, it's more what they leave behind on the street that is a concern for the million or so people who have to walk a few blocks or a few miles in the city every day.

"We'll give you an alternative," Lee said when he was asked whether the

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There are a number of solutions available.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Thermo-Nuclear Weapons!

Neutron bombs. Gets rid of hippies, vagrants, fruits, nuts and flakes, but minimizes damage to buildings and equipment.

San Francisco would be a nice place to live if you first get rid of the current occupants.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Maybe big libs Ben & Jerry(Ice Cream)can come up with a new flavor and donate the proceeds...

Let's see...

CacaCoCo

SanFranCanJam

RumpRaisins

ColonCannoli

[MeshugeMikey]

may sound goofy but Im all for it because it would solve the problem

[Mariner]

you just can’t fix stupid

[MeshugeMikey]

we all should note the long term “progessive” PROBLEM that plagues Scam Francrisco .....making it a DESTINATION CITY for Fruit Loops Nincompoops....Lunatics and feral psychpaths!

were S.F. primarily black,,,,it would be Baltimore.

[Mariner]

"San Francisco would be a nice place to live if you first get rid of the current occupants"

What about all the beautiful and rich women?

There's bunches of them. Bunches.

[SunkenCiv]

San Francisco is known for its Golden Gate Bridge, world class cuisine, panoply of cultures, striking skyline, frigid fog, and homeless.

Nope. It's known for homosexuality, miserably cold summer days, homosexuality, a neighborhood called "The Tenderloin", homosexuality, earthquakes, homosexuality, the senseless murder of Kathryn Steinle, and homosexuality.

[Bubba_Leroy]

Don’t forget the homosexuality.

[Envisioning]

Rotflmao! Actually, why not?

[blueunicorn6]

Take them all over to Nancy Pelosi’s mansion.

There’s got to be enough booze in that house to get seven or eight hundred winos stewed.

[King Moonracer]

Well, in a city dedicated to poop sex, the poop smell is intoxicating.

I’ll never go to SF again if I can help it.

[BlueDragon]

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[Noumenon]

Da scoops! Da scoops!

[Navy Patriot]

How to solve San Francisco's homeless pooping problem

Open season and a bounty of a hundred bucks.

[huckfillary]

Where’s Andrew Jackson when we need him?

[Mastador1]

Well close, but since it's San fagsisco they probably these products.

https://www.thermprocesses.com/index.php?cPath=29_96_195

[tumblindice]

Le terd vacuum? Tres chic!

[Impala64ssa]

Even a “hip” progressive sanctuary city like SF can’t have any rif-raff milling about during such a momentous occasion as Super Bowl 50. Even the liberals know to keep up appearances.

[Heart-Rest]

California Governor Moonbeam's "Great Wall of Miles and Miles and Miles of Porta-Potties" solution...