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Fat lesbians just overeat to get the taste out of their mouths.

Ask Rozie O'Doughnut.

1 posted on 08/20/2015 8:13:10 AM PDT by HomerBohn
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To: HomerBohn

Twinkies?..........................


2 posted on 08/20/2015 8:14:40 AM PDT by Red Badger (READ MY LIPS: NO MORE BUSHES!...............)
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To: HomerBohn

As a class, they are hideous. Wonder if in the future, Uncle Sap will order that this protected species be given mandatory plastic surgery, paid for by taxpayers, of course.


3 posted on 08/20/2015 8:16:01 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: HomerBohn

Obviously, predisposed to some kind of oral fixation.....


4 posted on 08/20/2015 8:16:30 AM PDT by rbg81
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To: HomerBohn
When an article starts with "No, this is not satire", then be prepared for something hilarious.

I was not disappointed. }:-)
5 posted on 08/20/2015 8:20:37 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: HomerBohn

Ouch. Someone is gonna get called out on the carpet over this!

snorkel..snorkel..


6 posted on 08/20/2015 8:21:54 AM PDT by JEDI4S (I don't mean to cause trouble...it just happens naturally through the Force!)
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To: HomerBohn

So long as the alleged ‘research’ refuses to identify the obvious underlying disorder, there will be no realistic understanding of the cause.


7 posted on 08/20/2015 8:23:48 AM PDT by Spok ("What're you going to believe-me or your own eyes?" -Marx (Groucho))
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To: HomerBohn

Reuben (sandwich) - esque?


8 posted on 08/20/2015 8:24:36 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: HomerBohn
"So let me get this straight."

That's homophobic!

9 posted on 08/20/2015 8:25:53 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Cruz & Trump Supporters: Let's all play through this together, and things will become clear later.)
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To: HomerBohn

“Pay no attention to that pile of dead baby body parts.”


10 posted on 08/20/2015 8:28:28 AM PDT by Slyfox (If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
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To: HomerBohn
Astonishingly, the NIH is describing how lesbians are being made obese without having any role whatsoever in the process!

It's Dark Matter.

11 posted on 08/20/2015 8:29:39 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
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Gut bacteria may play a very important role in driving hunger.

Our nation’s sudden increase in obesity may be due to the high numbers of babies born by C-Section and use of antibiotics.

Who knows? Maybe gut bacteria does play a role in the development of homosexuality in women.

Here is the Scientific American article about the research done on skinny and fat mice:

“How Gut Bacteria Help Make Us Fat or Thin”

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-gut-bacteria-help-make-us-fat-and-thin/

Ok....I now waiting to read all the snarky remarks about fat people.

By the way, I lost 80 pounds about 10 years ago. So far I have gained about 30 back but I am still within a healthy weight range for my height. That amounts to **less** than an Orio cookie per day. Fighting the **constant** nagging hunger 24/7 over those year has been a walk through hell. I do it for my health and self-respect. Absolutely every social event is struggle and an exercise in brute control of will over hunger.

If there are food issues in heaven, I am leaving. Hell couldn’t be worse.


12 posted on 08/20/2015 8:33:11 AM PDT by wintertime (Stop treating government teachers like they are reincarnated Mother Teresas!)
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To: HomerBohn

Hollywood, of course, has the answer: saw an episode of “The L Word” once; dozens of lesboes cavorting across the screen - not a cow among them.


13 posted on 08/20/2015 8:35:58 AM PDT by Stosh
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Me thinks they are fat and ugly first, then turn to carpet munching out of frustration.

The politically correct take would be that they get fat due to years of oppression, discrimination, harassment, poverty, misery, bullying, etc, etc.


14 posted on 08/20/2015 8:38:33 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country)
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To: HomerBohn

Cut the amount on their EBT, SNAP and WICK cards and watch the pounds fall off.


16 posted on 08/20/2015 8:44:11 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: HomerBohn; Red Badger; txrefugee; rbg81; Bloody Sam Roberts; Slyfox; Uncle Miltie; Stormdog; ...

Gut bacteria may play a very important role in driving hunger.

Our nation’s sudden increase in obesity may be due to the high numbers of babies born by C-Section and use of antibiotics.
Who knows? Maybe gut bacteria does play a role in the development of homosexuality in women.

Here is the Scientific American article about the research done on skinny and fat mice:

“How Gut Bacteria Help Make Us Fat or Thin”

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-gut-bacteria-help-make-us-fat-and-thin/

Ok....I am now waiting to read all the snarky remarks about fat people.

By the way, I lost 80 pounds about 10 years ago. So far I have gained about 30 back but I am still within a healthy weight range for my height. That amounts to **less** than one Orio cookie per day, so the weight gain is not due to gluttony. Fighting the **constant** nagging hunger 24/7 over those years has been a walk through hell. I do it for my health and self-respect. I dread social events because I know it will be a very unpleasant struggle of brute control of will over hunger.

If there are food issues in heaven, I am leaving. Hell couldn’t be worse.


17 posted on 08/20/2015 8:45:42 AM PDT by wintertime (Stop treating government teachers like they are reincarnated Mother Teresas!)
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To: HomerBohn

God is not mocked.


28 posted on 08/20/2015 9:06:43 AM PDT by upchuck (Drinking buddies and BFFs: Satan, nobama and the AntiChrist.)
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To: HomerBohn

I think the cause is obvious. Women who are obese are not very attractive to most men, so they can’t get dates, so they become lesbians, because they are desperate for companionship and lesbians are not as picky.


30 posted on 08/20/2015 9:07:15 AM PDT by Boogieman
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Did it ever occur to these rocket scientist that having their own zip code is what caused them to be lesbians in the first place?


37 posted on 08/20/2015 10:07:29 AM PDT by Desron13
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To: HomerBohn
Jeez, who`d have thought carpet had so many carbs?
39 posted on 08/20/2015 10:33:53 AM PDT by nomad
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Actually, I think it would make a much better topic of research to determine the eternal chicken or egg enigma of “Does becoming a Lesbian make a woman become fat and ugly, or does becoming a fat and ugly woman force them to become Lesbians to associate with other like minded fat and ugly Lesbians”

I'd pay for that research project.

40 posted on 08/20/2015 11:26:21 AM PDT by rdcbn ("If what has happened here is not treason, it is its first cousin." Zell Miller)
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