Posted on 07/21/2015 6:44:23 AM PDT by Zakeet
Vice President Joe Biden is on the mend from a minor bruise after a little canine roughhousing.
Biden was seen on Monday with a dark, penny-sized contusion just below his lower lip. The bruise didn't appear to be a serious injury.
The vice president's office says Biden got the bruise from playing with his dog.
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Definitely alcohol involved, he just wouldn’t stop singing that “Villages” jingle and somebody slapped him...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ
Probably blacked out and hit his face on something.
The dog thing is a cover story.
If Joe plays with the dog, Joe is the one running to fetch the stick.
I always wonder about Harry Reid. In a world in which somebody will sue over spilling hot coffee, I’m puzzled why Harry has not filed a lawsuit over the exercise equipment which caused him such injury. Harry has not said what brand of equipment he has or given other details, so that we consumers know the dangers of said equipment.
I have one of those.
I used to have one - never a dull moment!! :-)
That’s just a cover story.
He was so intrigued with Bruce/Caitlyn Jenners’ lips he had injections to give himself pouty lips.
I “played with the dog” right into a few police holding cells in my misspent youth.
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