The narrative is Southerners are all mouth breathin’ ‘bacca chewin’, one toothed, cousin marryin’, Bible thumpin’ gun totin’, noose tyin’ cross burnin’, meth smokin’ troglodytes.
Well, at least the best ones are...
I know people who have quit their company when they tried to transfer them to some place else.
Hence the saying was born “ I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could”.