[Gaffer]

I’d have thought he’d go with the “I’m a fat bastard - let me eat you” motif from Austin Powers’ fame.

[thesligoduffyflynns]

He might not eat you but he can surely play

http://thedailybanter.com/2015/06/lets-all-take-a-second-to-look-at-awkward-photos-of-chris-christie-playing-baseball/