16 Police Forces Called to Bloody Wedding Brawl

Newser ^ | 06/23/2015

[smoothsailing]

So true.

[Drew68]

Three.

She probably works in porn where neck tattoos aren't quite so frowned upon.

[SamAdams76]

Hey, half of them lost their shirts in the brawl. And I’m not talking just the guys either.

[Slings and Arrows]

She probably works in porn where neck tattoos aren't quite so frowned upon.

Point.

[Larry Lucido]

complained about Groh allowing her drunk 14-year-old son to drink beer

Drunk 14 year olds shouldn't be drinking beer. Maybe a premium single malt scotch instead. Less of a hangover that way.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Came here to read the comments. Was not disappointed.

[Theophilus]

This is supposed to be a happy occasion!

[TheOldLady]

Yes, the black-haired woman has one on her neck too.

[Slings and Arrows]

If they’re already drunk, will they really appreciate it?

[Larry Lucido]

Good point.

In other news, I went to a fight and a redneck wedding broke out!

[Slings and Arrows]

*chuckle*

Incidentally, I can’t believe that no one posted this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x9j6DE6RnSk&itct=CDoQpDAYACITCNvj8LmaqcYCFQpufgodikcLwlIYYmlsbHkgaWRvbCB3aGl0ZSB3ZWRkaW5n&hl=en&gl=US&client=mv-google

[ApplegateRanch]

Any branches on that family tree?

[RichInOC]

1. Well, that escalated quickly.

3. All in all, the sure sign of a good time. Especially the 14-year-old with the enhanced-DUI-grade breath test. On the other hand, these folks all need to consider whether their lives have become completely unmanageable.

[Slings and Arrows]

I have a feeling that this is a pretty average weekend for this crew.

[ASA Vet]

Actually two “job stoppers” and one “trash tag.”

[VideoDoctor]

“Low Rent” America marches on!

[Daffynition]

I found a pic of the wedding cake......some things just answer all the questions.[16 Police Forces = Donut Wedding Cake]

[Slings and Arrows]

But of course.

[CarolinaGOP]

I grew up in Berks County, and I have never met anyone that actually stayed in the Penn View Motel! I thought it was the kind of place where you paid by the hour!

[equaviator]

One morning I went to leave for work and somehow, I got locked INSIDE my room. I called the front desk and they said I had to wait for the maintenance guy to show up...That’s how screwed up things were there. There was a lot of crime going down at night, so I figured that if I slept with my head at the foot of the bed, I would be less likely to be killed by any stray bullets coming through. Almost all of Reading, PA is a mess. Tons of illegals and other undesireable types living there on taxpayer dough.