1 posted on
06/24/2015 7:11:37 AM PDT by
Kaslin
To: Kaslin
I’m the King of Sweden.
And my son is the Tsar of all the Russias.
2 posted on
06/24/2015 7:15:14 AM PDT by
WayneS
(Don't blow smoke up my ass and tell me it's raining...)
To: Kaslin
Luckily, I’m rich, better looking than Brad Pitt, and really satisfy the ladies.
To: Kaslin
I would say if the premise is true, we can all apply for welfare and scholarships and getting those race and gender-based promotions post-haste.
And also sue for retroactive losses from past denials of said promotions and benefits, the courts will love this.
4 posted on
06/24/2015 7:17:36 AM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Kaslin
I self-identify as a (generic) former president of the United States. As such, I demand 24-hours-a-day Secret Service protection. Oh, and a chauffeur-driven limousine would be nice too.
5 posted on
06/24/2015 7:18:43 AM PDT by
Leaning Right
(Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
To: Kaslin
“I feel like a US citizen. Give me benefits.”
To: Kaslin
The phrase "you're what you say you are" is from
Street Life, a song by The Crusaders, which was on their album
Street Life, released in 1979.
7 posted on
06/24/2015 7:23:41 AM PDT by
Steely Tom
(Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)
To: Kaslin
I remember back when a Kenyan claimed to be Hawaiian and became POTUS.
14 posted on
06/24/2015 7:37:27 AM PDT by
GregoTX
(Remember the Alamo)
To: Kaslin
Were government officials to demand that I, as a springbok, pay taxes...I wish you hadn't given them the idea.
19 posted on
06/24/2015 7:54:11 AM PDT by
immadashell
(The inmates are running the asylum.)
To: Kaslin
shoving a few feathers up your butt doens’t make you a chicken and neither does any of this other crap
20 posted on
06/24/2015 7:54:28 AM PDT by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: Kaslin
If you can simply declare your race, sex or ethnic origin, doesn’t that make a mockery of affirmative action?
21 posted on
06/24/2015 8:01:48 AM PDT by
The Great RJ
(“Socialists are happy until they run out of other people's money.” Margaret Thatcher)
To: Kaslin
I’ve never been to med school, but I believe I am a brain surgeon. I am ready to operate, show me to the patients, or you are a bigot.
23 posted on
06/24/2015 8:12:35 AM PDT by
Cubs Fan
(Pam Gellar draws pictures, muslims murder people-- liberals speak out against the first)
To: Kaslin
28 posted on
06/24/2015 8:25:10 AM PDT by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: Kaslin
I'm the queen of England.
You can reach me at #queen@buckinghampalace.
5.56mm
29 posted on
06/24/2015 8:44:53 AM PDT by
M Kehoe
To: Kaslin
I own this planet and all you people are past due on your rent! Pay up or leave!
30 posted on
06/24/2015 8:58:02 AM PDT by
MeganC
(You can ignore reality, but reality won't ignore you.)
To: Kaslin
Good. Then I’m a Black Spanish-speaking Trans towelhead warlock atheist. Give me my government benefits.
31 posted on
06/24/2015 9:18:48 AM PDT by
I want the USA back
(Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country)
To: Kaslin
. I've read a considerable amount of the Internal Revenue Code. It says nothing about wild animals having a federal tax obligation. Were government officials to demand that I, as a springbok, pay taxes, I'd report them to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.hahaha Walter, you the man!...I mean, the springbok!
To: Kaslin
34 posted on
06/24/2015 8:05:58 PM PDT by
Semper Mark
(Vlad Tepes was a piker. ><)
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