Atticus Finch once said that naming kids after Confederate heroes turned them into slow drinkers. Apparently, giving kids a “funny” name turns them into murderous freaks with Ken Burns hairstyles.
3 posted on 06/18/2015 7:27:24 AM PDT by miss marmelstein
(Richard the Third: "I should like to drive away not only the Turks (moslims) but all my foes.")