Lol. Bout time you showed up. The rubes are restless
"Notice howeth she graspseth my putter".
"Kids, don't try this until you're married.".
"Err, or any of you others at the public putt putt golf, or the millions watching on television."
"And NOETH! I am not a hypocrite for preaching modesty and then dry humping my wife in public and national television!"