"Notice howeth she graspseth my putter".
"Kids, don't try this until you're married.".
"Err, or any of you others at the public putt putt golf, or the millions watching on television."
"And NOETH! I am not a hypocrite for preaching modesty and then dry humping my wife in public and national television!"
Is that you bjClinton?
I found that more dorky than anything else, although in poor taste. His daughter was mortified.