Satire is no longer possible. When you have Republican candidates giving medals to Hillary! and Obama threatening Military men over climate change, going to war over a bird is perfectly logical.
There is no scenario so absurd that a liberal will not propose, defend or enact it.
Actually if that hasn’t already been taken, I claim it henceforth as “Lenhart’s Maxim” but God knows it must have been.
So we’re going to war over a bird that was most likely plucked, roasted, and eaten days ago.
Makes sense.