Udder Lunacy: cow shot dead by dozens of terrified police officers in England [tr]

Daily Mail ^ | 5/21/15 | Ledwith

[Patriot Babe]

Ok let me get this straight. A young British soldier was almost beheaded on the streets of London in the daylight and not 1 police were able to help, BUT! a cow runs loose and OMG!!! CALL OUT THE CALVARY!!!

I’m sorry Britain has totally lost it.

[envisio]

OK, fire up the grill!

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

They're the famous cow killers from Northumbria.

[Red Badger]

I guess we’re gonna milk this thread for all it’s worth.....................

[envisio]

You there, stop it.

[RedMDer]

Time for the annual bobbies BBQ.

[Westbrook]

That’s how the police should have reacted to the Muslim Savage (redundant, I know) that beheaded the English soldier in the street.

So, the Muslim savage gets a slap on the wrist for slicing off the head of a British soldier, and the cow is executed for peacefully chewing her cud.

[Red Badger]

You gotta beef with me?....................

[ConservingFreedom]

JBT ping.

[ConservingFreedom]

I'm mooved to tears.

[envisio]

When we had cows get loose, my parents would call one of the kids to go get it. A couple friends would tag along, we’d lead her on back to the field. Police were the last thing on our minds.
Police? For roaming cow? Then shoot it? Geez.

[envisio]

(facepalm) good grief.

[laplata]

LOL - I miss “The Far Side”.

[Sir Napsalot]

At least UK police didn’t bring the military armored vehicles for the terrified police officers.

[Pontiac]

Obviously this was the Cow of Caerbannog

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy udders.

Some Cows just need killin’

[tumblindice]

There will be no happy Christmas for this little girl and her cow Flossie. Sister cow Bessie isn't coming home tonight.

[laplata]

When do we light a candle for the loss of common sense?

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You can’t because you might burn down a tree. Matches should be banned because their smoke hurts the ozone. /s

[Sir Napsalot]

Sure, looks may be deceiving. Bessie may look ‘mild’, but she could have been packing with deadly “assault weapons” .... police can never be too careful or too prepared. /s

[Ken H]

Showing remarkable restraint not to have shot the dog too.

This is the UK, not the US.

[Sir Napsalot]

Before I read the article and saw the picture, I imagine the cow to be black.