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Caution: He rejects all Sharia and adheres solely to the Quran. Sort of an Islamic Karaite or Saducee. But with that caution, let the jokes begin.
1 posted on 05/19/2015 3:49:04 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
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To: Eleutheria5

He won’t have his head attached for long...no joke.


2 posted on 05/19/2015 3:52:16 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Eleutheria5

Raise a cold Newcastle and drink a toast?


3 posted on 05/19/2015 3:52:55 PM PDT by BigEdLB (They need to targelationt the 'Ministry of Virtue' which has nothing to do with virtue.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Thats because Mohamhead got drunk with homosexual prostitutes when not involved with 9 year old girls.


4 posted on 05/19/2015 3:52:56 PM PDT by Sasparilla (If you want peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Eleutheria5

He’s not going to live long.....


5 posted on 05/19/2015 3:53:53 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Eleutheria5

Anyone who attempts anything in islam other than straight up jihad ends up dead or disapeared.


6 posted on 05/19/2015 3:55:11 PM PDT by vpintheak (Call the left what they are - regressive control-freaks)
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To: Eleutheria5

Everyone focuses on the Koran in their attempts to understand Muzzies.

They believe that the Hadith —a biography of the life of Mohammed— is a minor document.

It’s the reverse —most Muzzies do read the Korean but primarily base their religious life off the Hadith —what Mohammed actually did, where he went, the things he said, how he lived his life.

The Hadith does describe Mohammed burning non-believers and doing all manner of nasty stuff, so they think it’s okay.

We keep getting tricked into focusing on the Koran, Koran, Koran.

It’s a sucker’s play.


7 posted on 05/19/2015 4:04:31 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Eleutheria5

Really? Cuz I thought you Fags Drunk on power, after selling yourselves to Mohammed.

Bitch Slap!


8 posted on 05/19/2015 4:15:03 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Eleutheria5

He’s gonna be the most popular guy in Europe.... And the most sought after for a good party tip.


9 posted on 05/19/2015 4:15:44 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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To: Eleutheria5

So...... those who draw cartoons of the so-called “prophet” ...will be slashed to death by drunken gay prostitutes?


12 posted on 05/19/2015 4:37:25 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Eleutheria5

The problem is, the Quran does permit beheadings. So, the lack of prohibitions are moot.


13 posted on 05/19/2015 5:18:10 PM PDT by jonrick46 (The Left has a mental deficiency: A totalitarian mindset..)
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To: Eleutheria5

Muslims kill their heretics too.


14 posted on 05/19/2015 5:21:35 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Makes sense that Satans religion wouldn’t prohibit them.


15 posted on 05/19/2015 5:44:23 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, & R)
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To: Eleutheria5
Caution: He rejects all Sharia and adheres solely to the Quran.

Well, I can't fact check him, 'cause my copy of the quran is full of bullet holes and covered in pig feces.

Makes it hard to read.

I've requested another from CAIR, but they're balking, since this is my 7th one from them.

I keep losing the darn things...you know how small they are!

My goal, however, is to get them to pay the postage on just one more.

I estimate I've cost them around 35.00 bucks on postage, not to mention the cost of the piece of crap itself.

Nice bindings, good paper.

I know it cost at least 10 bucks to make and print.

Hey, every little bit helps.

16 posted on 05/19/2015 6:14:26 PM PDT by OldSmaj (obama is a worthless mohametan. Impeach his ass now!)
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To: Eleutheria5

“What did he say?”
“He said he was gonna die.”


17 posted on 05/19/2015 6:20:02 PM PDT by RichInOC ("In the name of Allah, The Inexorable, The Irresistible...")
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