Something fishy about Baltimore

The Times of India ^ | May 10, 2015 | Amitabha Bagchi

[9thLife]

I don't know that the author's an expert on these cows. I doubt they're wood -- but I guess they could be.

Anyway that's a bull, iinm.

Da Bulsss.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Why doesn’t he mention that Baltimore was the home town of Babe Ruth? Maybe because he’s from a country where they play cricket instead of baseball?

In the country he came from, they may play cricket instead of baseball, and the civil war may involve Hindus and Muslims, instead of blue and gray, but he surely knows what side of the city to avoid.

[PGalt]

Fishy? What’s the difference between a carp and a lawyer?

One’s a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

[Jamestown1630]

Ooooh......a Matisse Cow!

I think they’re actually made of fiberglass. We’ve got projects like that all over the place, in MD.

-JT

[ROCKLOBSTER]

>>there are two Americas: one is college-educated and upwardly mobile, the other is under-skilled and stuck with no place to go ignorant by choice and damn proud of it.

[sickoflibs]

Its all whites fault....for living someplace else.,

[IndispensableDestiny]

He lost me when he got to the fish. Why are fish offensive?

[Jamestown1630]

Hey! A lot of us never went to college, or couldn’t finish.

But we are autodidactically upwardly mobile - and damn proud of it!

-JT

[ROCKLOBSTER]

A lot of us never went to college, or couldn’t finish.

That doesn't make you "ignorant by choice" (actin white)

[smokingfrog]

It’s not the fish he finds offensive, but the mindset of the people that put it there.

[Ready4Freddy]

Or 48 yrs w/o the new math

[jocon307]

Love that little girl! I thought he was doing ok until he freaked about the fish.

[FreedomPoster]

It is also worth noting that Nancy Pelosi’s father was a Congressman for a Baltimore district and mayor in the 1950s.

[x_plus_one]

Foreign nationals with perfect insight into Amerikan are useless tools.

[Leep]

I don’t get the punch line?

Cliff notes:
Rent a car...got lost...You’ll get mugged..white
s are afraid of blacks. ..film maker Water’s cement..devided city...white ..black..rich...poor..poor whites might beat you up...no crabs...Hilary Clinton...Fish!

[Leep]

Poor people like crab,too?

[2ndDivisionVet]

At Chinese and casino buffets they seem to. I’ve seen two foot tall stacks of crab on a plate.

[kearnyirish2]

“Possibly the answer is that there are two Americas: one is college-educated and upwardly mobile, the other is under-skilled and stuck with no place to go.”

This is too general; many college-educated Americans are having their jobs taken by people like the author, and he omits the completely unskilled (many of the people sitting around all day in Baltimore). A large segment also omitted is those that no longer invest in college because those jobs are either being shipped overseas or being staffed by cheap foreigners trafficked here under the guise of “shortages”.

[Newwwman]

Very fishy

[ronnie raygun]

Lets leave out 65 years of poverty programs, american taxpayer money that yielded nothing nothing. It comes from the lifestyle, parenting which is non existant and fathers in the home to set an example. The rats and thier plantation owners have solidified a money making scam which also includes the people sucking from this teet