Rush Limbaugh Show, M-F, 12noon-3PM, EDT, WOR-AM, Wednesday, May 6th, 2015

The EIB Network ^ | Wednesday, May 6th, 2015 | Rush Limbaugh

[Carriage Hill]

AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

[ColdOne]

Hello!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I bet Eric Holder wishes he had stayed on to pile on to the racial unrest in Baltimore. This stuff is right up his alley.

[Biggirl]

Thank-you for stepping up to the home plate! Had a doctor's appointment and had to deal with traffic. :)

[Biggirl]

Congrats for best thread posting.

[Sensei Ern]

I wonder if he ran because he was in the middle of a holdup.

[Sensei Ern]

This kid sounds suspicious.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

This sounds like a liberal seminar caller. Started with false praise of Rush then tried to make his stupid point.

[Mister Baredog]

OUTSTANDING PING

[Sensei Ern]

Our kids are tarded. Our intolerance of piss chr...was because we were paying for it with federal taxes.

[thouworm]

don’t have links handy, but

1) ONE report said Gray was not alone when he ran (don’t know if this is true);

2) site was a known, heavily frequented drug-dealing site. Apparently that alone is enough for probable cause.

Apologize for not having any links supporting above.

[Sensei Ern]

You know, if we could take a jar of urine, put a statue of Chrissy Matthews in it...that would be art! Pissy Chrissy.

If we can convince him that it is really Obama’s urine, he might even sit for a sculpture that looked like he was drinking it. Heck, he might even volunteer to make it a live art display.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Greetings and happy Hump day RWI

[Mister Baredog]

that makes my leg tingle

[StoneWall Brigade]

Howdy

[Sensei Ern]

I thought Fort Worthless Jim was long dead. Well, I might make it to his funeral, just so I can spit on his casket.

[Sensei Ern]

Hahahaha!

[StoneWall Brigade]

LOL

[Carriage Hill]

The mayor and DA are rising ‘stars’ in the lib-dem party, and they’re the right color; they’re immune to DoIJ activity. The knife’s probably been ‘fixed’ to be legal. The cops are going to take a fall, per 0bummer’s agenda. Will the DoIJ federalize the Balt City police? Heh.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

[Sensei Ern]

The Baltimoron mayor is wanting the DoJ to come in to promote federally controlled police depts.