When my bride was up the stump I, for some reason, had to go to having a baby classes with her. The instructor recommended giving serious thought into the naming of the baby. She went on to say she was present when a new mother picked the beautiful sounding name of Placenta for her new born dsughter.
(shaking head....)
I would have been kicked out of that class for laughing my a$$ off. I always have been partial to name After Birf.
Lovely way to describe the condition of the mother of your child.