Posted on 05/04/2015 10:41:09 AM PDT by Red Badger
Training??? Really...a piece of cake...
Drink two six-packs of beer, smoke a joint (or three), visit the nearest 7-11 Convenience Store...giggle convulsively at the store clerk's accent, take the burrito home, stick it in the microwave, set the timer for 60 seconds, forget to hit the ON button, come back after watching the Jon Stewart Show, The Tonight Show and QVC for 2 hours...and, your burrito is ready
What's so hard about that?
That’s no way to describe Michelle.
“While my school didn’t serve haute cuisine, the cooks did actually make much of the food rather than just microwaving convenience foods.”
In my rural high school days, the “lunch ladies” were mothers with kids in the school, working part-time as school employees. They made almost all of the food on-site.
Today, in my wife’s district, the lunches are pre-packaged in a centralized “Industrial kitchen” by SEIU Unionized food workers, then trucked to the schools by other SEIU workers, to be unwrapped and served by yet another SEIU union employee.
I didn’t see a meat product for that All Natural BBQ and Buffalo Wings Gluten Free BBQ Sauce. I see a mixed bean bake. What is this, the school cafeteria run by vegans?
Do you serioulsy remember when you were a teenager? If that was my only choice, I would have ripped the plastic right off and chowed down! I was an active, starving hungry kid 24-7.
Of course that may explain a few things about myself...
Thatz a wrap...
I would not have eaten what was shown in that picture under any circumstances.
I would gladly have used it to start a food fight - but I would not have eaten it.
if you threw that brick at someone it’d be a felony
You’ve got a point. It might be considered a deadly weapon.
But whatever it is, it’s NOT food.
true, it is definitely not food
You mean they don’t have any Mexicans working in the kitchen?
Racist bastards.
Are they serving saliva stew as well?
Maybe they were graduates from the same school.
“That first sentence was almost impossible to translate.”
That is NOT a sentence. It is a result of copy/paste actions including various other parts of the source web page.
Then our program was taken over by a contractor and we got the synthofood that microwaves in seconds. They cut so many corners it was stretch to call some of the offerings food. One dessert (pre moochelle) was whipped topping sprinkled with chocolate flavored powder.
These days parents don’t have a say in the matter. Schools are now prohibiting any home made lunches since the high and mighty administrators have deemed that all parents are stupid and the children belong to the state (Melissa Harris Perry said so!).
How can training possibly help people that can’t take wrappers off of food products before baking them?
Honestly.
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