9-year old boy expelled from school because he said he "didn't like Obama" [satire]

The Stately Harold ^ | April 29, 2015

[Rapscallion]

I see marching troops with armbands in America’s future. The armbands are orange. (Orange is the new black)

[TexasCajun]

Went to the website.

Well damn!

Floyd Mayweather suffers hand injury, fight with Pacquiao postponed.

...so he says. hehe

[Jan_Sobieski]

Satire...but true and prophetic at the same time...

"Jacob disrupted the lesson in a very disrespectful way and spoke ill of our great, revolutionary and tolerant president. We will not allow such ignorance and racism at our establishment and we don't regret excluding him one bit. There's a time and place for freedom of speech, but insulting our great African American president won't be tolerated".

[ozzymandus]

Please label satire.

[familyop]

It’s not satire. There’s no intended irony.

It’s presented as the truth and resembles most of the so-called news that we see. Its intent is to fool ignorant readers and instigate trouble that might distract attentions from the real villains.

Most of what is called news is propaganda sponsored by the most influential political constituents. Many lackeys emulate it or otherwise praise instead of looking behind the curtain.

[Romulus]

This isn’t satire. It’s BS.

I can’t see how it helps conservatives to pull stuff out of their...hats — and put it on the net. We really are the stupid party.

[familyop]

Those presiding over the brainwashing of common political morons with lies presented as news:

The following companies support the homosexual movement by funding their political terrorism:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3274821/posts

Their lackeys:

Heavy Hitters: Top All-Time Donors, 1989-2014
http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/list.php
American Fedn of State, County & Municipal Employees $60,949,129 [Democrat] 81% [Republican] 1%”

Leviathan (Uncle Sam employs more people than you think)
National Review ^ | 02/03/2011 | Iain Murray
"...nearly 40 million Americans employed in some way by government."

[familyop]

And they control both political parties while presenting candidates who obviously lie and their bandwagons of blowhards.

[goldi]

Absolutely!

[familyop]

Maybe those corporate outfits promising to make astronauts of plutocrats will have a good purpose after all.

The Marching Morons

You have to read it to find out what's in it. ;-)

Great short story, really. Fun to read.

[WayneS]

You are correct. it is satire.

But stop calling me surly. I’ve been in a good mood all day.

[subterfuge]

Why post stupid satire if there isn’t some humor involved. Are you the one posting all the salon articles too?

[Pearls Before Swine]

Uh, this is satire.

Good to hear it. It was my first reaction to check, as a blood pressure preventative. These days, you can never be sure what's real and what's not.

[RitaOK]

Funeeee!

Hey, I pinged you at #34, but somehow I sent it to myself instead! OOPs! Thanks. Rita