[Slings and Arrows]

Colombians despise Venezuelans, vice versa and everyone else soused of the border.

What about the sober ones?

[Kenny Bunk]

Not one of our Sister Republics to the Souse has a sober governmental structure.

OBTW. a word to the wise traveler. Do not drink with the natives where the the indigenous genetic quotient is high. These people can handle liquor no better than our own redskins. This is not racism. It is a genetic alcohol-handling enzyme deficiency shared with many other groups. There's a reason why a bottle'o'hooch costs $100 in Sweden and why it is illegal to sell booze on the reservation.