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"Honey, I swear, that's exactly what happened..."

1 posted on 04/30/2015 8:06:18 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Snickering Hound

More than just pot involved. I guarantee it.


2 posted on 04/30/2015 8:08:38 AM PDT by dware (The GOP is dead. Long live Conservatism.)
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To: Snickering Hound

“Last night a beautiful woman was pounding at my door.”

“Did you let her in?”

“No, I let her out.”

My dad loved to tell that joke.


3 posted on 04/30/2015 8:08:41 AM PDT by GSWarrior (Burning the Constitution increases global warming)
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TTIWWP


4 posted on 04/30/2015 8:10:06 AM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Snickering Hound

misdemeanor marijuana possession

where did she hide the marijuana ?


5 posted on 04/30/2015 8:10:15 AM PDT by molson209 (Blank)
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To: Snickering Hound

I could’ve handled that situation.


6 posted on 04/30/2015 8:10:22 AM PDT by moovova
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To: Snickering Hound
The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?”

Well? Was she???.......................

7 posted on 04/30/2015 8:10:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: Snickering Hound

Well, at least the cops knew she wasn’t carrying.


8 posted on 04/30/2015 8:10:45 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Snickering Hound; Lazamataz

Ping!..................


9 posted on 04/30/2015 8:10:55 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: Darksheare

Inside, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs and started destroying the interior of the vehicle.


10 posted on 04/30/2015 8:11:16 AM PDT by null and void (Is a crunchy spicy tuna roll with eel sauce too much to ask for?)
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To: Snickering Hound

Reserving judgment of guilt or innocence , pending submission of nekkid pitchers of the accused into evidence.


13 posted on 04/30/2015 8:11:52 AM PDT by Milton Miteybad (I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
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To: Snickering Hound

She is a sorority girl...and she ain’t bad looking.


15 posted on 04/30/2015 8:12:46 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Isn't it funny that Socialists never want to share their own money?)
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I don't care what the cops say ... it could have been worse ... much worse!

16 posted on 04/30/2015 8:13:06 AM PDT by Zakeet (Obama: fail ... deny ... blame ... golf ... distract ... lie ... repeat)
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She’ll be running for President.


17 posted on 04/30/2015 8:13:10 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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Maybe she had just seen West Side Story, was overenthusiastic but couldn’t remember the lyrics to “I Feel Pretty”. Then again she’s probably just one more lunatic let loose from the asylum.


18 posted on 04/30/2015 8:13:14 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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I think Laz would hit it in a heartbeat, doubt he would have called the cops either, well not for a while!

http://www.everyjoe.com/2015/04/30/crime/makena-marie-haydon-photos-northern-arizona-university-student-arrested/#1

24 posted on 04/30/2015 8:20:22 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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Streaking ping.......


28 posted on 04/30/2015 8:22:25 AM PDT by day10 (You'll get nothing and like it!)
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So streaking is now “terrorism”??? Good grief!


29 posted on 04/30/2015 8:23:43 AM PDT by Enlightened1
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To: Snickering Hound; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

DANG!

30 posted on 04/30/2015 8:24:04 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Celebrate Holy Week by flogging a banker. It's what Jesus would have done.)
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The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?”

Surprisingly, yes.

I was expecting a toothless meth head.

31 posted on 04/30/2015 8:25:28 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: Snickering Hound

I have thought back through the years and I just can’t come up with a time or situation when I was “terrorized” by a naked female.


32 posted on 04/30/2015 8:25:56 AM PDT by day10 (You'll get nothing and like it!)
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