I grew up in a town with a Constable. The head of the Hutaree here in Michigan was elected Constable after he was acquitted.
I got a notice recently that my home would be photographed from a plane sometime soon for tax purposes. I was considering a message on the roof.
Constable is an elected office here in Texas, too. I gather that constables are different from sheriffs, but I’m not sure how.
>> I was considering a message on the roof.
How about painting it a pixelated camo pattern?