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Gwyneth Paltrow fails at being poor
Winnepeg Sun ^ | 2015-04-16 | Postmedia Network

Posted on 04/16/2015 7:12:56 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

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To: E. Pluribus Unum

In the words of Pulp (though the William Shatner cover is a lot better)

You’ll never live like common people
You’ll never do whatever common people do.
You’ll never fail like common people.
You’ll never watch your life slide out of view,
And dance and drink and screw

Because there’s nothing else to do.

Sing along with the common people.
Sing along, and it might just get you thru.’

Laugh along with the common people.

Laugh along, even though they’re laughing at you

And the stupid things that you do
‘Cause you think that poor is *cool*...


21 posted on 04/16/2015 8:22:42 PM PDT by DemforBush (Ex-Democrat, and NotforJeb. Just so we're clear.)
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To: 2banana

After the JAGC, I had things to pay for, so I lived on 15 a week: oatmeal and mild and brown sugar every day for breakfast, took grilled cheese to the office, and pot pie for dinner. Not fun, but it worked.


22 posted on 04/16/2015 8:25:34 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: 2banana

I did it in college for 4 years...”

When my son was in college, he and his buddy would pool their food allowances and buy a case of tuna, a case of Ramen and 8 loves of bread from the day old bread store at the beginning of the month. They supplemented that with Wheaties, four gallons of milk, processed cheese slices and a case of tomato soup (dented cans from a surplus store for $.10/can). Since he graduated several years ago he has never eaten Ramen, white bread or tuna. Pretty funny.


23 posted on 04/16/2015 8:26:12 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

So Gwynnie took 4 days to blow through 29 dollars?

More like 4 minutes for 1 sip of champagne, if you ask me.


24 posted on 04/16/2015 8:30:11 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: 2banana

Back around 1981, I was a bum and lived off $15 a week in blood plasma money, which was 2 boxes of mac and cheese and a 2 liter Pepsi a day.

I did this for about 6 months till I got tired of being a bum, got my shit together and got a job.


25 posted on 04/16/2015 8:34:42 PM PDT by packrat35 (Pelosi is only on loan to the world from Satan. Hopefully he will soon want his baby killer back)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Does the writer really think families are getting $29 a week in food stamps?


26 posted on 04/16/2015 8:37:08 PM PDT by GeronL (Clearly Cruz 2016)
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To: SamAdams76

She’s cute!


27 posted on 04/16/2015 8:37:37 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
As a kid in the early Sixties, Mom fixed many a meal of mackerel patties or peanut butter sandwiches. Dad had a huge garden that he plowed with a neighbor's mule. It was the ultimate chore for young siblings in elementary school to hoe weeds on 80 yard rows of vegetables. And no, if you wondered, we didn't get paid anything for work we were born to do. What vegetables we had more of than what we needed, we gave to neighbors and they often did the same for us.

Dad's number one rule of life was to never take welfare from anyone, under any circumstances whatsoever.

I'm not saying my family was poor because we were not. Yet anyone observing us from the outside may have felt otherwise.

28 posted on 04/16/2015 8:42:15 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

$29 a week per person means a box of Foster Chicken.
6 pieces of flash frozen chicken breasts for $10. For the $19 left I can get vegetables to help make a big pot of chicken soup with 2 chicken breasts that would last 5-7 days along with either 1lbs of hamburger and or fish. Throw in some bread. I would have money left over if not for the big bottle of booze....

Not hard at all unless you want to pay a chef to fly in to cook your meals or roll sushi for you like she has done.


29 posted on 04/16/2015 8:49:59 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I’ve posted elsewhere about the nutrition plan I’m following. I did the calculations, and if I stuck to it strictly with no cheats, and in keeping with my normal appetite, I’d be spending just over $50 a month on groceries.

That’s not taking my garden into account, which is being expanded this year.

I freely admit that most people wouldn’t want to eat like I do, but I’m learning what’s possible.


30 posted on 04/16/2015 8:50:03 PM PDT by Ellendra (People who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with.)
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To: SamAdams76

#5 Is anyone looking at the object on the left side?.. : )


31 posted on 04/16/2015 8:51:11 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Mac & Cheese from Save-A-Lot - 3 boxes for $1.00.

Makes 3 servings at 390 calories each.
Mix with 10¢ worth of milk and 10¢ worth of margarine.
Or just plain water and a little vegetable oil if you have it.


32 posted on 04/16/2015 9:02:34 PM PDT by Iron Munro (It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
"As I suspected, we only made it through about four days, when I personally broke and had some chicken and fresh vegetables...

As I suspected, her celebrity greatly eclipsed "the cause".
33 posted on 04/16/2015 9:48:56 PM PDT by Chad_the_Impaler
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Yes, and she wouldn’t touch the Fiji water — only uses it for bathing.


34 posted on 04/16/2015 10:24:44 PM PDT by twister881
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“The Stupid is strong in this one, Lord Vader.”


35 posted on 04/16/2015 10:26:37 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Talisker
What "poor person" buys seven limes?

And did she eat them, or garnish a few top shelf margaritas?

36 posted on 04/16/2015 11:51:48 PM PDT by boop (Hey, stoop, that's got gears. It ain't no Ford.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I can only imagine she sent a staffer to the most expensive grocery store in her luxurious neighborhood then, had her personal chef prepare the food for her.

$29 is BS. People who are on stamps and SNAP and every other welfare program get a lot of money FOR FREE. There are also food banks and charities that give away massive amounts of food.

Liberals....Just stupid....


37 posted on 04/17/2015 12:01:14 AM PDT by Organic Panic
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The limes and the cilantro...was she trying to make the point that poor people can afford to make frivolous food choices? It’s no wonder she tee’d a bunch of people off with this. She totally garbled the political message.

You can tell what she had in mind. She was going to do poverty chic and have hipster black bean burritos with avacado and a squeeze of lime. This was probably fun for about a day until she ran out of avacado. Next morning she had beans on a tortilla for breakfast and started to wonder if she had embarked on something bigger than herself. Day three was a total crisis. Day four wasn’t really a full day...she went to the grocery store first thing with a list of real food items put together by her chef.


38 posted on 04/17/2015 12:33:06 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Ellendra
I tried a food stamp challenge back over a year ago when everyone was whining about the bogus cuts in food stamp handouts. I'd recommend the challenge for everyone; it's a great way to get budget and diet in check.

For an average of $5 a day, it's not that difficult to eat a very healthy and adequate diet. It does involve shopping at a store where those with limited budgets shop. The one I go to does a very good job of stocking high-value good nutrition choices.

The elite don't have a clue.

39 posted on 04/17/2015 2:14:43 AM PDT by grania
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“”No, Gwyneth. Those with $29 to spend buy a loaf of bread, milk, potatoes, beans, rice, pasta and sauce.”

Wow, look at those carbs.


40 posted on 04/17/2015 4:25:24 AM PDT by ImaGraftedBranch (If you haven't figured it out, there is a great falling away...happening before your eyes.)
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