[ROCKLOBSTER]

There’s absolutely no evidence that Jefferson was a rapist.

It's not the preponderance of the evidence, it's the seriousness of the charge.

All seriousness aside, he is the titular head of the RAT party, and they've been raping the American people for 150 years.

[miss marmelstein]

That’s right - let’s forget the Declaration of Independence and focus on the rat party. Sheesh.