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1 posted on 04/08/2015 3:00:10 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

The StarTrek defense.


2 posted on 04/08/2015 3:02:14 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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Homeowner had no firearm with which to defend herself?


3 posted on 04/08/2015 3:03:44 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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At his trial, Aviles testified that when he woke up, he threw an inflatable exercise ball onto the fire escape in hopes of floating through the galaxy with it.

Quick, get the butterfly net.

4 posted on 04/08/2015 3:04:44 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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A private home mistaken for an alien space ship? Makes sense, happen all the time.


5 posted on 04/08/2015 3:04:49 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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This sounds a little like my “Texan” defense that I used once in California.


6 posted on 04/08/2015 3:05:16 PM PDT by ansel12 (Palin--Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.)
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Don’t know why he didn’t take the bus to L.A. and make a visit to SpaceX in Hawthorne.


7 posted on 04/08/2015 3:05:49 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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I’ve lived in SF. He may have a winning defense.


8 posted on 04/08/2015 3:06:44 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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My bad. He WAS acquitted.


9 posted on 04/08/2015 3:07:48 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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Wasn’t it San Francisco where somebody was found not guilty of murder because he ate a box of Twinkies before committing the crime?


15 posted on 04/08/2015 3:36:18 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("Keeping your stick down used to be a commandment, but not anymore" Harry Sinden, 1988)
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was it one of these houses? http://io9.com/want-to-live-in-a-spaceship-these-houses-are-for-you-471795908
16 posted on 04/08/2015 3:37:37 PM PDT by doug from upland (Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
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It’a San Francisco...it’s possible.
Freegards
LEX


18 posted on 04/08/2015 3:39:31 PM PDT by lexington minuteman 1775
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At his trial, Aviles testified that when he woke up, he threw an inflatable exercise ball onto the fire escape in hopes of floating through the galaxy with it. He also loaded a backpack in the apartment with a passport and earthquake kit, attorneys said.

Well, MY intergalactic GO bag already has the inflatable exercise ball in it. This guy just wasn't prepared. I hope he had a towel...

19 posted on 04/08/2015 3:40:38 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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“he needed to board a spaceship to flee the imminent destruction of the earth,”

Sure, I’ll buy it


20 posted on 04/08/2015 3:41:02 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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Police: “Don’t worry about it, man. We’ll make sure you get on the spaceship all right, just come with us....”


21 posted on 04/08/2015 3:45:11 PM PDT by proxy_user
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Proper response to that: Well I shot him dead because the aliens told me to.


23 posted on 04/08/2015 4:04:14 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (The question, Jeb Bush? The answer: NO! Rove, is a devious propagandist & enemy of Conservatives!)
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Aviles testified that when he woke up, he threw an inflatable exercise ball onto the fire escape in hopes of floating through the galaxy with it. He also loaded a backpack in the apartment with a passport and earthquake kit, attorneys said.

You notice they don't actually say you can't float through the galaxy on an exercise ball.

That's because it's classified.

25 posted on 04/08/2015 4:38:32 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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Nope....lock him up for the crime and add 5 years for the illegal drug use....stop playing games with these idiots.


28 posted on 04/08/2015 4:58:47 PM PDT by terycarl (common sense prevails over all)
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Only in California...


30 posted on 04/08/2015 5:48:50 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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I guess he watched ‘Star Trek: The Voyage Home’ before doing his robbery. (ST:TVH was set in San Fran and Spock was the most normal person in SanFran)


31 posted on 04/08/2015 5:55:01 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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San Francisco - ‘nuf said


33 posted on 04/09/2015 4:56:51 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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