Posted on 04/04/2015 5:32:27 AM PDT by Libloather
Bloom County. Bill the Cat. He supposedly escaped from some sort of medical testing lab where they’d removed his brain and replaced it with tater tots.
I do have one cat. “Tinker Bell”. My son in NYC shipped her down here because his girlfriend is allergic to her. Maybe if he dumps her, I can ship Tink back to him.
My big problem with her is that she likes those Sensations treats (Kitty Crack). She comes to me every morning about 4AM to wake me up. She’s real annoying about it until I get up. Ever see a cat wall-jump?
Yeah....that’s it! Thanks.
I submit Lena Dunham as evidence to the contrary.
That was just for public consumption, like 'this bill will create 1.9 million jobs', 'the stimulus will keep unemployment below 8%','if you like your plan, you can keep your plan', 'you can keep your doctor'.
Worse, i’ve had them jump from the dresser onto my chest in the middle of the night. Cat jumping on my chest or heart attack? Kinda hard to tell as they both feel remarkably similar.
CC
I do have a wooden back scratcher from WalMart that she is deathly afraid of (I never hit her, but she just don’t like it waved at her). It stays next to my pillow.
these DOS spokespersons are really being very childish in their snarky remarks.
Please cover her face or show the back of her head...looking at Valerie Jarrett’s face is like looking inside a dog’s rear end...that is the ugliest woman on earth!
“I don’t read cursive.”
When I see Marie Harf at the podium, I always think it is an SNL skit.
Bill the Cat.
She doesn’t read Farsi - just go ask co-President Valerie Jarrett to interpret it!
Marie has a poli sci degree from IU Bloomington.
Her two career options were selling women’s blouses at Forever 21 for 9 bucks an hour, or a six figure job in DC at the State Department.
She chose well.
“I don’t read cursive.”
I can’t believe it took 29 replies before someone came up with that! Yours was my first reaction to the headline.
Rachel Jeantel and Marie Harf have a lot in common, especially in the brainpower department.
I like that!!!!! Cute!
She meant to say she doesn’t speak Iranian.
Indoctrinating U Bloomington ? That’s like the Ithaca of Indiana, the City of Evil. Criminally stupid moonbat town. They ought to shutter that campus and watch the roaches scatter, it’ll restore sanity to the place again.
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